Grey Abbey (Down)

The curious and weathered corbel on a 15th century corbel table on an early 13th century Cistercian foundation
is a headless figure facing the wall with mask-like heads at its shoulders, anal hole (enlarged by weathering),
and enormous scrotum. It is of a type which could be called "scrotal exhibitionist".

Compare with a very similar Romanesque corbel at Sablonceaux (Charente-Maritime),

another, at Lussac-et-Nontronneau (Dordogne) representing the 'unnatural' sin of performing acrobatics...


...this at Monprimblanc (Gironde)...

... and several later figures with large scrota in Leicestershire, including:

Wymondham (tower),

photographed by Tina Negus.

Oakham (SW Porch),

photographed by Lionel Wall

and at Tilton-on-the-Hill.

photographed by Lionel Wall

This 14th century corbel is at Staunton-in-the-Vale, Nottinghamshire.

This very Romanesque-looking anal male (with full genitalia) is at Matriz de Caminho in Northern Portugal -
a church that was re-built in 1488.

Compare also this late 14th century anal exhibitionist from the Gorleston Psalter.
This is a direct (if anatomically incorrect) lampoon on sexual practices in monasteries.
The brown habit is worn by the Franciscan Order of Friars Minor and Friars Minor Capuchin.


A similar satirical function was performed by a famous carving on the Old City Hall in Cologne.

Konrad of Hochstadt was a very unpopular 13th century Elector of Cologne.
It seems that these sculptures are all post-WW2 copies of mediæval sculptures,
so the self-sucker and drumming monkeys at least were from the 13th century.
The big figures are more recent copies, because earlier ones were soaked in some acrylic resin to preserve them -
but instead, the resin started to shatter them, so they had to make new copies.

The monkeys may or may not represent Muslims (as Claudio Lange avers),
may or may not be 'cognate' with the motif of the Ass playing the lyre (Æsop fable).